She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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