i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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