I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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