she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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