Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
