He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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