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(906): View more from Michigan

so... i had sex tonight

(906): View more from Michigan

with a midget

(906): View more from Michigan

nicccce tits for a little person

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(602): View more from Arizona

OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now

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(661): View more from California

aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet

(623): View more from Arizona

And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs

(661): View more from California

Exactly.

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(406): View more from Montana

he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(716): View more from New York

Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit

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(818): View more from California

With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house

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