TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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