singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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