come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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