I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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