Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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