Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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