im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
