you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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