They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So many bounce houses so little time
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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