All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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