Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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