I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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