and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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