he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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