Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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