We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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