time to smoke my breakfast
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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