I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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