There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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