what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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