Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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