I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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