My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I party with great urgency now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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