No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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