out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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