? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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