Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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