how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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