She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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