I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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