My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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