We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
