at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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