Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
