i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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