I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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