thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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