at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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