I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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