I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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