thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize