She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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