There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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