You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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