have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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