is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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