you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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