i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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