Your mouth is God's brothel.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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