she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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