What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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